gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via a-special-somebody)

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

(via sibelx3)

That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.

sodamnrelatable:

“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of crap.”

(Source: ayeitsairon, via sibelx3)

laughbitches:

Best vine ever. 

(Source: youtube.com, via awkwardfattie)

whorville:

To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°

(via fake-mermaid)

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you calling me fat? 

takemeback-:

I want to talk to you so bad I’m just scared you’re annoyed by me

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic, via fake-mermaid)